“Oh oh,” said Ajo! “The blather bloggers are still addicted to ‘60 Day Meet!’ And, oh my, they are assigning it ‘Relevance’ right here in the blithering section of the Blogosphere. It gives idiocy in perpetuity a new essence justification.”
So, behold the newly revised Theory of Relativity, as envisioned by the little toad stools gyring and gimbling in the wabe beneath the caps of Amanita Muscaria. In light of this newly discovered information, let’s examine the revision process.
First, we have 60 Day Meet, which are three words referring to a figmental non-event in 2011. Arriving at these three words is like hearing a child saying “are we there yet” 60 seconds out of the driveway on a 60 mile trip (Note that I use “60” a lot because it seems to be the easiest number to retain in vacuous thought processes). These three words are readily absorbed through skulls that have been marinated in claptrap. Once caught in the vacuum between the ears, eyes, and mouths, 60 Day Meet never is discovered to never have happened, but it is excreted as an excuse for “little horsemen” to make naughty utterances about “big horsemen” under the guise of relevance.
Then we have the word ”relevance,” which is a very difficult word for bloggers to spell; it means significant to the meaningful subject that we should be discussing, like really improving the plight of Texas horsemen. Through incessant efforts inspired by mind-numbing repetitive yammering, a way to bond 60 Day Meet and Relevance has been extracted from the ethrum that emanates from the planet Xenon, which has been mentioned by past bloggers when it strays, without reason or substance, from its orbit in Hogwash Heaven like an uninvited horse plop into the realm of sanity. Voila! Eureka! “60 Day Meet Relevance” becomes the newest Theory of Relativity!
Now let’s assign “60 Day Meet Relevance” a witty and arcane symbol; how about SDMR. Since there has not been and will not be a 60 Day Meet in Texas in 2011, let’s assign it the numerical value of zero. Now let’s multiply the number of Mushrooms, 60 (Joe says ten, but that’s too hard a number to remember), times SDMR times the amount of money that has been made from whining and caterwauling to find a relevant value. Have you got it? Do you get it? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Will you ever get over it? Will you ever get over it? Are you tired of 60 Day Meet talk yet? Are you tired
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For Roger: The wabe is the shadow beneath a sundial or very large mushroom. The word was invented by Lewis Carroll for Jaberwocky
Mr. L: I have pared my herd from 19 to 12, with only 3 current runners and five yet to be trained. Have 2 foals coming this year and no foals planned for next year. My banker isn’t frowning quite so much now, but she damned sure isn’t smiling. Also, let me point out that protectionism won’t make any stallion any better than he already is, no matter where he stands. Also, how mares are treated at the stud farm is as important to me as how fast the get are going to run.
Joe: You always load your questions with a lead-in accusation of subterfuge. I don’t want my heels nipped at by mindless yappies any more than they already are, so why should I or anyone else answer a question that is prefaced with a presumption of prevarication?
JRGators: Wow! An unobtrusive ADW bill is truly a good thing! But you’re being too coy here (Quote: Let me put to sleeper this nasty little roomer floating about....There is a draft bill for ADW's); so who exactly is responsible for it? Can you spare us any details? From what seeeeeecret
circumstance did it suddenly emerge? I was led to believe by this forum that the associations were the only ones who had seeeeecret undertakings with "sleeper roomers."
