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Re: Need a laugh?

Postby madelyn » Thu Nov 03, 2005 9:25 am

HenriettaVIII wrote:If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam answers. Enjoy

There is no way any kid wrote those jackass answers, unless it happened to be the illegitimate love child of Paula Poundstone and Howie Mandel.

They are much more likely to be serious responses from your average high school student, GED candidate, and/or US naturalization applicant (particularly if they are canadian)...


Ah That Biting Canadian Sarcasm... it plays for humor up there but not so much down here. Welcome anyhow. We tend to be a bit less caustic... words like "jackass" can get you banned.
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Re: Need a laugh?

Postby HenriettaVIII » Thu Nov 03, 2005 1:20 pm

madelyn wrote:We tend to be a bit less caustic... words like "jackass" can get you banned.


Talk about a double bind.

We truly live in a topsy turvy world if using the word "jackass" gets you banned from a message board devoted to equids...

Thanks for the welcome all the same...

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Postby louis finochio » Thu Nov 03, 2005 2:25 pm

Henerita VIII, I enjoy a good laugh and you made me do a 7.2 on the Richter scale. Keep up your humor and smile as the world needs more jokes and laughs. LOL
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Postby haleymg » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:29 am

Thanks for the jokes Bill . Lightened up my day.
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