Went looking for TEXAS

Sam · Postby **Sam** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:10 pm

Linda in TX wrote:
BJ wrote: I can't believe Elvis is TEXAS. Elvis IS a gentleman! If they are one and the same, there must be some schizophrenia going on!

TEXAS and Elvis live in Texas but they're different people.

My mistake. Thought I remember the Elvis email being attached to a Texas post at one point. I went digging on the old board and saw that was wrong.

chiggins6 · Postby **chiggins6** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:46 pm

No No! I thought Elviswastheking was TEXAS! That's what I thought! I think that was true.

Anyway, <putting away the ritz and port wine cheddar cheese> I guess he aint showing.

Well, just thinking of him showing up livened up this bunch just a tad!

:shock:

chiggins6 · Postby **chiggins6** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 5:08 pm

And I always thought TEXAS was mostly ribbin y'all anyway. And I invited him, yell at me,if you're gonna yell about it. :roll:

And just talking about him mucked Edie up out of the slime :twisted:

Well he IS coming to visit, so be nice, you rats, he's going to be nice, he said he would. Harumph.

Sandi in Florida · Postby **Sandi in Florida** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 6:24 pm

Sam--sometimes, honey, you are just NO FUN!

Admit it, he's funny sometimes!

Linda in Texas--wait while I pick myself up off the floor--you are hysterical! In-depth knowledge of pintos--I"M DYING!!! But, which Bill do you mean? Clinton? Or Bill in WA? I'm confused.

Linda in TX · Postby **Linda in TX** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:01 pm

Sandi in Florida wrote: which Bill do you mean? Clinton? Or Bill in WA? I'm confused.

Bill from WA. TEXAS launched a nasty, ugly attack ridiculing a brief pedigree analysis on a northwest stallion Bill had posted. TexAss's offensiveness really crossed the line, however, when he suggested Bill's well-researched opinions were plagiarized.

Sam · Postby **Sam** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:30 pm

Sandi in Florida wrote:Admit it, he's funny sometimes!

No, he's not. I've never once found him even the slightest bit amusing, not even before he showed what an ass he was with all the racist/sexist/homophobic crap he posted. Guys like him are nothing more than a complete waste of an egg. Now he's over there starting crap on the Allbreed board. He can stay there for all I care.

TEXAS · Postby **TEXAS** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:25 am

HELLO HELLO;
I see my fan club and many admirers are still gritting their teeth in their sleep... laughing....

Sam and John .... thank you for your total admiration. loyalty and your continuous display of your eloquent skills of expressing yourself... having a guilt complex is difficult to deal with.... without professional help....

To all you other HOMO SAPIENS, I bid you a friendly hello and if you are smiling AND like to laugh.... you can sit on my porch and practice spitting thru a crack any time... :wink:

All you posters that were accused of being me... I would really be totally ticked off ..... don't you let them get away with insulting you like that!!!

and poor Elvis... just because you have been seen hanging out in walmart parking lots does not mean you have been buying horses from me....

Thank you for your warm thoughts and kind words during my absence... I know I was missed greatly and hopefully I will be able to endure my robust warm welcome back to this forum.... laughing ... theoneandonlyTEXAS......

chiggins6 · Postby **chiggins6** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:42 am

You do have some friends, here, TEXAS, and even though I sort of promised them you'd play nice if they did, I realize how foolish that was - we all have our own personalities and yours is one of the many which makes for lively conversation, just as you are. Glad you stopped in to say hi. Sorry I missed you.

Guess you're holding the BC this year - the Entertainment lineup (on another thread) for "Experience Texas" looked like an event I could see you wandering around at - clean snap button shirt and a pair of new snakeskin boots and your better hat standing infront of the "folkloric ballet' performance, yep there you are. :wink:

Sandi in Florida · Postby **Sandi in Florida** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 6:04 am

Geez--how did I miss the big Texas attack on poor Bill? Shame on you, Texas!

Sam--I bet you and Texas would make a cute couple! Texas likes gals who can fearlessly ride with the best of them, and God knows he needs a good smack over the head every so often--see, you're perfect!

Texas--glad to have you back--I, actually, get a big kick out of you.

TEXAS · Postby **TEXAS** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 8:47 am

Chiggens;
You are right...will arrive at Lone Star by 8am in time to go visit some of the inmates there... lol... there will be 11 of us on the 2nd level terrace of the Silks Dining... 2nd terrace below the Paddock Lounge... and one terrace above the first terrace...lol... and directly across from the 2nd red sign on the tote board and about 400 feet before the finish line... doing the chef's package... super deal @ $60/person...general parking, general admission and chef's buffet included... little prices and Texas hospitality all in one package..

we will all be wearing my new off white 100% cotton, 3/4 sleeved, logo shirts...striped red/white/blue horse head/croachingjockey over pocket and red/white/blue flag inlayed on the map of USA on left shirt sleeve.

we are checking into the Embassy Suites in Irving, Texas on Friday for 2 days of lively racing and noise making...if you have never stayed in an ES hotel, check them out super breakfast of a morning and open bar reception of an evening and kingsize beds with separate lounge and bedroom areas.. ahhhhhhhh ... should be a blast... checking out Sunday before the witches and trolls arrive... laughing...

so watch close and ~~~~~~ back to us every chance you get.... we are the ugly group of people wearing stetson's....

Sam · Postby **Sam** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:08 am

Sandi in Florida wrote:Sam--I bet you and Texas would make a cute couple! Texas likes gals who can fearlessly ride with the best of them, and God knows he needs a good smack over the head every so often--see, you're perfect!

Sandi, I do not find that even the slightest bit funny and ask that you don't even make light of this SOB when it comes to me. Obviously you don't understand how truly repugnant I think this guy is or you wouldn't have even made that joke.

John · Postby **John** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 9:29 am

I LOVE IT

Sams getting a taste of her own medicine.

Sandi in Florida · Postby **Sandi in Florida** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:29 pm

But, Sam, SERIOUSLY, haven't you heard? Opposites attract!!! :lol:

Sam · Postby **Sam** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:04 pm

Sandi in Florida wrote:But, Sam, SERIOUSLY, haven't you heard? Opposites attract!!!

I'm glad you think his racist/sexist shit is funny. My opinion of you is seriously changing, though.

patrick · Postby **patrick** » Sat Oct 23, 2004 5:53 pm

Now this is what we have been missing. Two classy lady posters fighting over a redneck who rarely bathes, another lady poster who is the groupy of the dentally challenged moron, and whacko John/Piper/Edie just loving every minute of it.

Just picturing poor Rog shaking her head.