A JOKE--FUNNY!

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A JOKE--FUNNY!

Postby henthorn » Tue Jun 21, 2005 6:24 am

THE HEADACHE




The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will
require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your
spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to
remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit and it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." “Let’s see, that’ll be a 36” sleeve and a 17 1/2” neck."

Joe was surprised, That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years. Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You shouldn't wear a size 34. A size 34 will press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."

New suit - $400
New shirt - $36
New underwear - $6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS
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Postby Mahubah » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:36 pm

:D :D :D (but I do feel sorry for Joe!)
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Postby ZiaLand » Tue Jun 21, 2005 5:45 pm

:shock: Yikes :!: :D

Guess that's why they say ALWAYS get a second opinion, first!

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Postby Bill from WA » Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:42 pm

I'm going out first thing in the morning and buy some new underwear. I thought it was my sinuses.

Bill
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joke.....funny

Postby charle » Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:07 am

hey all; :D

I've been told my testicles hurt because my heads screwed on wrong,

can't win for losing, i reckon. :oops:

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Postby Mahubah » Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:03 pm

Bill from WA wrote:I'm going out first thing in the morning and buy some new underwear. I thought it was my sinuses.

Bill


LOL! :D
"A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher...You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse." C. S. Lewis