JOKE

[seabiscuit]

A group of second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by
two female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the
local race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would
go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting
outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her
than none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went
inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the boys
up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct the
flow away
from their clothes.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the
teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade."

"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding
Silver Arrow
in the seventh."

[louis finochio]

I am still lol, thanks a million. Im going to take the printout of your joke to the jockey's room they will love it.

[Ruffian]

Okay Seabiscuit I must admit that gave me a laugh
Could you imagine the expression on the teachers face LMAO

[Lei Owen]

Oh. Lordy, I've got to pass that around! That's a good one!

[Marli]

Oh that's a good one!! Just too funny

[henthorn]

I can't stop laughing and grinning, with tears in my eyes. I've already copied into my documents and e-mailed it to friends. Thanks for the laugh.

[BJ]

...and the teacher and the jockey were secretly married a week later

[Kari]

(Peals of laughter) This one's going to work with me tomorrow! Keep 'em coming, Seabiscuit! PS Some men's magazines (Maxim, Stuff, etc.) give prizes for original jokes- you should send this one in!!!

[henthorn]

Even the jockeys can't take too much offense to this one for making fun of their size. After all, he was well-endowed.

[LSB]

Thanks for the laugh.

[Tairaterces]

That is just sooo funny.

Thanks seabiscuit for posting it.

Tairaterces