Hannosaurus is the new Up-and-coming breed.. Well they have been around for millions of years, but I heard there is a registry in the works. To become registered, the horse must be atleast 50% draft, the IQ of a turnip, and must be owned by a human no larger then 5'2", 125 lbs, and must drive a SUV, or pick up, no smaller then a F150, or 1500.
A Hannosarus must never be turned out longer then 1 hour per day. They must have a minimum of 4 boots and bellboots on. 2 rugs, and a padded halter and head bumper. As they are allergic to all forms of bugs, grass, sunlight, and fresh air.
The meal plan of the Hannosarus must consist of atleast 4-8 types of supplements. This, on top of rations, plus hay cubes (soaked in warm, not hot water), plus faxseed oil, sun flower oil, corn oil, and a blood building toni, as well as atleast 3 types of electrolytes.
A Hannosarus must be groomed atleast once a day, with minor clipping once a week, and major body overhaul twice a month. They must never be allowed to grow a coat in Winter. Manes must be pulled, and tailed banged weekly.
I just have to say that had me LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry......had to get that out I know it was like on page one.... That only applies to the snooty little miss priss girls though, there are some who have smart horses!!!
I want to tell all of the dressage trainers/riders and all the race horse riders, before and after the races, you are ALL good riders, hell I wouldn't know how to begin with dressage and I probably wouldn't know what I was doing on a race horse ready to run. (race fit) Those horses are so fit and strong it's unbelievable(sp?) dressage horses and racers alike. Have you seen the muscles?????

Sweetie is an ex race horse and she still has muscles EVERYWHERE. Just wanted to salute all of you!
Oh and wanted to ask the dressage peeps, you guys basically have a lot of the bases that we use in reining correct?? I mean as far as the bending etc.
I will not change my horse with any that treads on four pasterns. he bounds from the earth, as if his entrails were hairs..When I bestride him, I soar, he trots the air; the earth sings when he touches it; Williams Shakespeare, "Henry V"