> > The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
> > The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and it won again.
> > The local paper read:
> >
> > PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
> > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
> > pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read:
> >
> > BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
> >
> > This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to
get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in
a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
> >
> > NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
> >
> > The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have
to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
> > The next day the paper read:
> >
> > NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
> >
> > This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to
buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
> > The next day the headlines read:
> >
> > NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
> >
> > The bishop was buried the next day.
> >
> > The moral of the story is, being concerned about public opinion can
> > bring you much grief and misery, even shorten your life.
> > So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone
else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
> > Have a great day!
