You can't read this and stay in a bad mood !

General on-topic discussion.

Moderators: Roguelet, hpkingjr, WaveMaster

Post Reply
User avatar
Nijinsky
Allowance Winner
Posts: 255
Joined: Sat Apr 16, 2005 5:40 pm
Location: California

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood !

Postby Nijinsky » Fri Feb 17, 2006 1:10 am

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid's

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.

19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?!

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? !
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer.

Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile!
I try not to listen to the voices in my head.
But sometimes they have such good ideas
Top
pembroke
Allowance Winner
Posts: 300
Joined: Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:00 pm

Postby pembroke » Fri Feb 17, 2006 7:14 am

These are oldies BUT goodies! Thanks for bringing them back!!. Seems to me there are more of the Wabbit jokes. I'll have to try to remember them!!
Top
User avatar
madelyn
Moderator
Posts: 10067
Joined: Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:53 pm
Location: Louisville, KY

Postby madelyn » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:24 am

:lol: :lol: some of them made me cry!
So Run for the Roses, as fast as you can.....
Top
Nessa
Grade III Winner
Posts: 1085
Joined: Sat Sep 18, 2004 10:45 am
Location: Detroit

Postby Nessa » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:02 pm

madelyn wrote::lol: :lol: some of them made me cry!


Ditto!!! and the folks in the house made me stop half way through because I was laughing too loud.
Nu
Top
User avatar
Mahubah
Freshman Sire
Posts: 2774
Joined: Thu Sep 16, 2004 2:23 pm
Location: Lake City, Florida

Postby Mahubah » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:38 pm

Thanks, I needed that! :lol:
"A man who was merely a man and said the sort of things Jesus said would not be a great moral teacher...You must make your choice. Either this man was, and is, the Son of God: or else a madman or something worse." C. S. Lewis
Top
User avatar
henthorn
Eclipse Champion
Posts: 2463
Joined: Tue Sep 21, 2004 6:05 pm
Location: Oklahoma City, OK

Postby henthorn » Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:36 pm

My dog started barking and groaning at me because I was laughing out loud! :lol: :P
Rocking H
Top
pembroke
Allowance Winner
Posts: 300
Joined: Wed Feb 16, 2005 8:00 pm

Postby pembroke » Fri Feb 24, 2006 12:51 pm

What do you call a horse with no ears?

Doesn't matter...he won't hear you anyway.
Top
wilf
Breeder's Cup Contender
Posts: 1882
Joined: Sat Dec 25, 2004 10:50 am
Location: Ocala, Florida.

Postby wilf » Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:44 am

My neighbour crossed a violin with a goose and got a bird that plucked itself.
Top
Post Reply

Return to “General Discussion”