Any Breed Mare Needed (Good Sport horse mare a must)

AfleetAlex#1fan · Postby **AfleetAlex#1fan** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 7:57 am

Hello I have a breeding to Jakestir and I have tell the 30th of December to use it.Breeding can be done by A.I. if a non-Thoroughbred mare.If it is a Thoroughbred mare I would like live cover.Please post if I can use your mare for a breeding.

Thanks!

Yours Truly,
Jordan

windham · Postby **windham** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:43 am

JORDAN! OMG!!! If you were mine, you'd be over my knee with a ruler on your backsides AND have the filly you were given taken away from you. Are you just glutten for punishment by posting these things? Aren't you getting ready to start school to get an REAL education?

Have you listened to anyone, or anything you have been told?? Why would you breed just anything for the hell of it????

Go adopt a rescue horse providing you have the means to take care if it properly, don't make another one for God sakes. If the miracle of birth is what you are aiming for, then get a job at a breeding farm, after school of course. Where are your guardians? Anyone looking after you? Think before you act man!!!!

AfleetAlex#1fan · Postby **AfleetAlex#1fan** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:01 am

Im talking about a good sport horse mare.Im having better response on another message board instead of yelling at me on the post.

~~ Jordan G. ~~

Crystal · Postby **Crystal** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:25 am

So wait, are you saying you won't give a 13 year old boy one of your mares for free so he could breed it to god knows what? in DECEMBER!!!

Everyone knows the best horses are born in october-Dec. They can play in the snow!!!

Lord help me, I'm loosing it!

camohn · Postby **camohn** » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:09 pm

I usually stay out of these things but I do have to say.......
all your post says is "any breed mare needed so I can breed it by 12/30"
Folks cannot infer from that it means "good sporthorse mare". The way it is written it really does sound like "I need a uterus of any breed or type so I can use my breeding" and that DOES come across as irresponsible breeding.

KamiBrooks · Postby **KamiBrooks** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:27 pm

I have a mare you can use. She is healthy and had a successful career. My terms are $125,000.00 cash/certified funds, up front. Don't bother contacting me until you have the cash to turn over.

Tairaterces · Postby **Tairaterces** » Sun Aug 27, 2006 6:59 pm

AfleetAlex#1fan wrote:Im talking about a good sport horse mare.Im having better response on another message board instead of yelling at me on the post.

~~ Jordan G. ~~

What does that tell you Jordan . . . . .you would do better to stay at the other message board . . . . . . don't you think????????????

Is your filly schooling yet??????? You really should spend your time taking care of her instead of going off on tangents . . . . . .

With that said I will now be ignoring all of your postings.

Regards,
Tairaterces

Heidilady · Postby **Heidilady** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:31 pm

Holy crap how'd I miss this? This whole idea and the responses to it would've given me lots of amusement had I but known. It's like the next thing we'd be asked for is a TB mare who'd been born with a horn in the middle of it's head that could be bred to Afleet Alex so it'd be half-AA and half-unicorn.

I was just curious to see if Jordan had posted lately because, if any of you noticed, there's an article I believe on Bloodhorse.com where a season to Afleet Alex is for sale, proceeds to benefit Alex's Lemonade Stand. I figured that would give me some entertainment here but alas no Jordan.

Looks like Jordan was finally run off given no posts in a month. Was this the thread that did it?

BJ · Postby BJ » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:08 pm

Heidilady wrote:Holy crap how'd I miss this? This whole idea and the responses to it would've given me lots of amusement had I but known. It's like the next thing we'd be asked for is a TB mare who'd been born with a horn in the middle of it's head that could be bred to Afleet Alex so it'd be half-AA and half-unicorn.

I was just curious to see if Jordan had posted lately because, if any of you noticed, there's an article I believe on Bloodhorse.com where a season to Afleet Alex is for sale, proceeds to benefit Alex's Lemonade Stand. I figured that would give me some entertainment here but alas no Jordan.

Looks like Jordan was finally run off given no posts in a month. Was this the thread that did it?

Well, it's only October. So you could gt a couple of months of amusement in.

BJ · Postby BJ » Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:13 pm

Crystal wrote:So wait, are you saying you won't give a 13 year old boy one of your mares for free so he could breed it to god knows what? in DECEMBER!!!

Everyone knows the best horses are born in october-Dec. They can play in the snow!!!

Lord help me, I'm loosing it!

Alex,

You could have had lots of nice mares that RNA'd for a few hundred $$ out of the Oregon Mixed Sale last month.

But my question would be, where would he hide the mare and baby from his parents, who CAN'T POSSIBLY be paying attention to what he is doing. :?:

Heidilady · Postby **Heidilady** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:55 pm

BJ wrote:But my question would be, where would he hide the mare and baby from his parents, who CAN'T POSSIBLY be paying attention to what he is doing.

Obviously he'd put the mare and foal in his tree house. Suspension of logic is clearly something Jordan's adept at :roll:

. It could be worse. He could be on myspace getting into mischief with drugs, weapons, or creepy old men running Congressional page programs in Washington, D.C.

The fact that they probably wouldn't even notice him doing that is disturbing.